Monday, April 13, 2015

Fricki'n Fan

Fricki'n Fan

There is little that is more annoying than a flickering moving light caused by a loose fan, add the noise to that and you've got a deal breaker.

Interrupting Human Says What?

Interrupting Human Says What?

In retail I've really run into some social conundrums. Like this one.

A little Too Waspy

A little Too Waspy

I'm really not sure how her being a school teacher somehow gave her the power to sense if there was a wasp in my car, but I digress.
 

Waking Up Aspie

Waking Up Aspie


Change itself is hard for an Aspie. But I have had such life altering things happen to me that sometimes when I would wake up I have to convince myself that those things really happened.

Ok?...

Ok?...


I will never understand what seem people will allow to happen, and forgive.

Take That...Kid...


Take That...Kid...


Unfortunately a true story. I was in a new school for a week. I was already being bullied by the students. So I doodled on my notes in class. Enough so that the teachers of my classes took it upon themselves to "teach me a lesson." They put me in a room and mocked my artwork. They threw away my art supplies, and they told me I would never do anything with it.

Well You've Got Me There


Well You've Got Me There.

My brother's friend bought a "camera' from a bum and it turned out to be fake. I saw the same exact camera at a pawnshop an hilarity issued.

Oh RIght! Cousins Can Be Girls.

Oh Right! Cousins Can Be Girls.



This is how I met my fiance. Love at first...unwilling venture from the house.

Good (Wheel) Lord

Good Wheel Lord


Of all the people to profile.

Stick To The Plan

Stick To The Plan

 

The best laid plans. I used to sit in my car before I went inside a place and plan out my conversations with the people inside. I didn't want to get caught off guard, but most of the time I was.

Couldn't Be Me

Couldn't Be Me



When telling someone who knows about a situation somewhat about how the situation has affected me, they somehow feel the need to distance themselves from the situation. It's as if they feel like I blame them personally.

The Cycle


The Cycle

 

It's really hard to break this cycle. You either feel bad, and people are mad at you for it, or you act confident, and people attack you for it.

Aspie Scapegoat?

Aspie Scapegoat?

Let's get this straight right now. Having Aspergers does not make us any more dangerous than anyone else.

Annunci-Nation

Annunci-Nation


Sometimes I forget to act nuerotypical. ACTING!!!

Bathophobia

Bathophobia


 

Bathophobia: Fear of the Deep

I Have Aspergers

I Have Aspergers



Things frequently said to me when people say I have Aspergers.

Do You Know How I Got This Job?

Do You Know How I Got This Job?

 

I'm not one for insubordination, but sometimes I wonder.

Do You Know Why I pulled You Over?


Do You Know Why I pulled You Over?


The police often think I'm up to no good. And when asked why I was pulled over I am often told "you were acting suspicious.

Dude...Every Night With This.

Dude...Every Night With This.

All...The...Time.

Stranger Danger


Stranger Danger

(In College No Less)


I often avoid situations where I am walking near women like, because everything I do is seen as threatening to some people.